The Theory of Funkativity

today michael turns 23! though this birthyear may not be of much significance in american culture, in several tribal cultures age 23 marks when a man is permitted to tend a pig herd of his own. may your pigs grow fat and prosper!

for your birthday we've arranged a USC win, and a Lakers win in the coming week.....that and we've invited parkour dog to your bday party...sooooo...you're welcome.